Welcome to Dirty Annie Retreats, where the fun stays clean! Be quick, our spots run out faster than you'd think! Remember, book and pay swiftly to secure your place. Changed your plans? No worries! You'll be refunded up until 45 days before the start of the retreat, excluding the non-refundable deposit of $50. Just a heads up, we hold the right to refuse admission. No hard feelings, we just want a happy retreat for all!

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We're taking over the Embassy Suites DFW South in Irving, TX, where free shuttles whisk you from DFW airport to our breakfast buffet paradise. Pack up the family—6 Flags and endless fun await just 6 miles away! Book a King or double Queen suite starting at $139, and forget about parking fees; as long as you book through my special link, parking is free (normally $15 per day). We have also secured special room rates for the Thursday before for those who like to come in a day early but these rooms are extremely limited. Book your room quickly before they run out of rooms in our block! Prices will go up!

*Important! When you click on the hotel link it will automatically assume you are staying 3 nights. To change this you must go to the top right hand corner where in Blue it says “Edit Stay”. Next you will see the dates in the line just below “Edit Stay”. Click on those dates to change them. Call or text me if you need help. 817-797-4088

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